Well heeeello there my dear reader! And how have you been keeping yourself these wonderful few months? Hopefully the answer is extremely freaking fantastic! Now, if there’s any chance you noticed (and I like to think you did because who doesn’t like to feel special?), there hasn’t been a blog post in a little while, (and if you didn’t notice, well…that is just hurtful, and I just…can’t…with you right now…(queue unnecessarily dramatic guilt-inducing sobs as I re-evaluate our “relationship”)… …anyway. So, what the damn hell happened? Well, both the long and short of it is that life personally delivered me an epic ass whopping and failed to include any returns, refunds or exchanges info in the package.  So, I’ve been dealing with that unwanted gift while trying to stay sane (think, needing to find a new apartment, possibly needing alternative employment if the new place is too far from my current job, and dealing with a very physical stress-induced illness which my doctor says he can’t really treat since its psychosomatic… so (and I quote …