Month: May 2016

When the Physiotherapist is…right.

I tried running Epic fail. Epic, epic…Fail. That activity will permanently be reserved for: Emergency situations (and, if I run again – there will be an emergency situation), and Therapy. I tried a group class but was put off by the instructor’s exuberance. I refuse to believe that people can be that excited about squats. ‘C’moooon drop it like it’s hooooot!’ she screamed as I barely managed to lower it like its tepid, dying twice in the process. Swimming? Not going to happen. Spinning classes? Hahahahaha. Zumba, aerobics…watching the Green Lantern movie, all just unnecessary torture. Look, all I’m saying is, I want this body:     For this much effort:           While continuing to eat these: But, after praying for years to the God of Healthy and Hot bodies, I have had to accept that if indeed I do want to change my physique, be ache and pain free, and live a healthier lifestyle, I’m going to have to put the doughnuts down, get up off my damn ass, forget …

First Post/New Blog Syndrome…

And then I realised if I was going to have a blog I needed to do some actual writing for it, otherwise I’d just be a weird person who stood behind people screaming “read my damn blog” with a toothy grin while they typed my blog name into their search engines and got nothing but an error page (or one of those generic “blog not ready /damn you for breaking the internet” signs), and that’d just make people think I’m a little nutty. And I’m…just……nope. I don’t mean nope I’m not nutty. I mean nope not a little nutty, because of……it was just a little thing and, anyway I don’t think we should talk about it. Thanks to New Blog Syndrome, I can’t think a damn about what the very first post should be and that’s why it’s this. Apologies. This blog is about things and stuff. I know, your head is reeling from the specificity of it all, so to add to that, here’s a couple of things you should know: I speak fluent sarcasm and apparently …